var sortSalt = 0;
function render(post) {
var claz = 'post'
var thumbnail = ''
if(post['class'] == 'photo') {
claz = claz + ' photo'
thumbnail = ''
}
var title = ''+post.title+'
'
var subtitle = ''
var timestamp = ''+post.timestamp+' '+sortSalt+'
'
sortSalt = sortSalt + 1;
return '' + title + thumbnail + subtitle + timestamp + '
'
}
function fetch(endpoint, action) {
$.ajax({
url: '/cgi-bin/' + endpoint,
type: 'GET',
datatype: 'json',
error: function(e,xhr) {
alert( xhr.statusText )
},
success: function(r,status) {
r = eval('(' + r + ')')
$.each(r, action)
}
})
}
function insertPost(post, colId, limit) {
$('#' + colId + ' div.post').each(function(ix) {
childTimestamp = $(this).find('div.timestamp').text()
if(post.timestamp > childTimestamp) {
$(this).before(render(post))
return false
}
})
$('#' + colId + ' div.post').slice(limit,-1).remove()
}
function fetchInto(endpoint, column, limit) {
fetch(endpoint, function(ix, post) {
insertPost(post, column, limit)
})
}
function album(artist,title,date,id,col) {
var artistUrl = 'http://www.jamendo.com/en/artist/' + artist.replace(/ /g,'_')
var albumUrl = 'http://www.jamendo.com/en/album/' + id
var thumbUrl = 'http://imgjam.com/albums/s' + id.substring(0,2) + '/' + id + '/covers/1.200.jpg'
var thumbId = 'album' + id
var playId = 'play' + id
var titleDiv = ''
var playButton = ''
var thumbDiv = '
'+playButton+'
'+date+' '+sortSalt+'
'
sortSalt = sortSalt + 1;
var jamendoWidget = ''
$('#'+col).append('' + titleDiv + thumbDiv + subtitleDiv + timestamp + '
')
$('#'+playId).click(function() {
$('#'+thumbId).html(jamendoWidget)
})
}
var mottos = [
'my posts. your precious time.',
'really? joe futrelle? really?',
'person.',
'or someone eerily like him.',
'if you really must know.',
'i do it all for the love.',
'my posts. your destiny.'
]
function motto() {
var m = mottos[Math.floor(Math.random()*7)]
document.title = 'joe futrelle: '+m
$('#motto').html(m)
}